sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

(Source: nicenewt)

"Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him."

(Source: shialablunt)

lindsaylohoean:

even gifs move more than i do

  • *fight breaks out*
  • me as a principal: Yasss drag her!!